All I Want in 2016..

New Year comes around and we all type out laundry lists of things we are going to do better. Because, THIS is the year. #NewYearNewMe

We want to lose weight, spend more time with family, be more nurturing and forgiving, travel to three countries... You name it; this is the year. 

In lieu of the holiday tradition, I thought I'd take a moment to reflect on things I want in life; after all, 2016 is THE year ;) 

1.) My paycheck, pre-tax.

2.) My laundry to switch itself over from the washer to the dryer. Scratch that. My laundry to just do itself. On the regular. 

3.) To not need a power washer every time I eat due to the barbed wire fence in my mouth. Sexayyyy, I know. You've been here. Don't lie. 

4.) My car to understand logic; like sometimes it has to run on 0 miles to empty for 65 miles. 

5.) For fleeting moments of happiness to stay just a little while longer. 

6.) For women's plain white tanks to be just as inexpensive as men's. Hear me out here.. I thought to myself, ten aisles deep in WalMart, what's the difference between buying plain white tank tops for men instead of women?! Allow me to explain- Men's tank tops don't leave room for boobs. You're welcome, 5 pack of plain white tanks, for all the side boob action. Trying to save to travel here people, YES, I'm cutting corners.... Or more accurately, the sides out of my shirts. 

7.) Free formal education. And by free, I don't mean my soul given to student loans; I actually mean free. 

8.) People to realize there is no grief as great as denying the truth before it's too late. 

9.) Pizza. Just lots, and lots of pizza. {{One of my fav combinations of words in the English language: Build Your Own Pizza Kit}}

10.) To stop using the word, "lots." I think of a tiny LOTSness monster every time. It's just a horrid word; use something else. A billion options are out there. 

11.) Pizza that comes with abs. Lots and lots of abs. {{ahhhh... LOTSness monster....}} 

12.) Google Earth vision IN REAL LIFE; through MY eyes. Thanks, Iron Man, for giving me unrealistic vision expectations. But hey, 2016 has got this. 

13.) Tiny dinosaurs. 

14.) To be loved, by the person I love, indefinitely. 

Small goals, you know? 

You know what they say, you have to walk before you crawl! Here's to hoping 1-14 come true in 2016. && more so, that all your resolutions all year long become accomplished....