Warning Signs You May Be a Real Life Adult

1. You have an unhealthy amount of excitement when your health, dental and vision insurance kicks in at work... Like, scheduling five appointments the next day excited. ((When did having routine check-ups at the dentist become so invigorating?!)) 

2. You hit snooze five times on your alarm, and each time you say to yourself, "I can't wait until I can be in bed again!" ((OMG, I'm thinking this AS I am in bed; what's wrong with me?!)) 

3. If you actually get groceries before making 'Kitchen Surprise'.... You reward yourself with a large pizza and Sriracha, because, well, you deserve those 8K calories, you got kale and spinach at the grocery store! 

4. You say, "Adult," instead of "Grown up." ('Nuff said) 

5. You celebrate silently when you wash AND fold AND put away the laundry. ((You deserve a PRIZE here people!!))

6. You actually can't eat fast food five times a day. ((Food babies are real here people, I am here to tell you)) 

7. You feel proud that you got through day 18 of the 30 day Ab Challenge.  ((And you reward yourself with wine, red wine of course, good for the heart!)) 

8. You would rather buy a dresser for your bedroom than spend money on going out. 

9. You value the relationships in your life and realize the effort it takes to upkeep them. ((Most of all, you are WILLING to put that effort in)) 

10. You still don't like to do the dishes, but you do them regularly now. ((You actually want the Amazon in existence so you stop using paper plates every day))

11. A blog post titled, "Warning Signs You May Be a Real Life Adult," caught your attention and you thought, "I wonder how many signs I have!" 

12. **Gasp!** You actually do, like, more than five of these!!