Am I the Only One?

Let's face it- we're all a little...unique. We each have our weird quirks and silly views on the world around us and ourselves. Anyone else out there have any of these in common with me? If so, rest assured you are not alone. 

I am NOT a singer. Like, I should NEVER quit my day job kind of deal. I loooove karaoke and I can thoroughly annoy every neighbor within a 3 mile radius while in the shower, however, I have no illusions about the extent of being tone deaf ;) 

I think the blue and red gummy worms should be the only gummy worms that exist. Period. 

Baby sloths and I have kindred spirits.... Okay or I just think they are literally one of the cutest things to walk this beautiful Earth. 

I've noticed that I feel most comfortable with a book nestled in my arm. It's like this shield of knowledge that helps me gain ten leaps of confidence in my step. 

I strongly believe the "smolder" is the "raspy voice" of faces. And I think both are undeniably sexy.... Flynn Ryder- you had me at. the. smolder. 

When I daydream, my eyes have a complete possibility that they will pop outside of my actual noggin. They go beyond "deer in the headlights" status. Not a pretty look, my friends... Oh, but the daydreams! 

I look and feel like a new-born giraffe in short dresses. Is the dress too short? Are my legs awkwardly long? Is this sarcasm?

I am not a clean person. I have the best organizational skills, I can redecorate a house on a low budget, but seriously guys, I canNOT manage to hang up my towel or put the toilet paper roll back on the dispenser. Hygienically, might as well call me OCD as I use a clean towel every day because I refuse to hang it up, but my house I would like to classify as an organized clutter. Come on, I can find everything and I am definitely getting better- much, much better. ((Mom, all those years of chores have not gone to waste!) But I will never love it. Sorry. 

I have a sick obsession with school supplies. The most wonderful time of the year? Christmas? Hahahah. Wrong. School supply shopping time. Ahh, sweet, sweet pens and notebooks GET IN MY CART! 

I think flirting is an art form. Some people are just not artists, and then there's others... Isn't flirting sex of the mental variety?? I mean, who doesn't love that?! 

I have tried thousands of times to not make the "mascara face," it just doesn't work. The face is a part of the routine, I swear! People, you just don't get lashes for days if you don't have a ridiculous open mouth concentrated stare in the mirror. 

I believe love and laughter are the cure to all ailments. A healing power comes with a good laugh, and the power of love is beyond any science. 

With all my love,

TheWordMedic.